Cheetah Piss Cookies Strain

We’ve sniffed out Cheetah Piss at most of the dispensaries carrying Cookies strains, including Affinity, Colorado Harvest Company, Diego Pellicer, Lightshade, Higher Grade, Nature’s Kiss, Pig n’ Whistle, Solace Meds, Silver Stem Fine Cannabis, Roll Up and Simply Pure, among others.

Looks: Bright-green sugar leaves and a thick barrage of white trichomes look like frosting on Cheetah Piss’s dense, forest-green buds and dark-purple spots.

Smell: Cheetah Piss is easier on the nose than I remember Cat Piss being — but then again, I remember jumping a lot higher in high school than I did in reality — with sharp, acidic smells of chemical cleaner balanced out by herbal, minty scents and a piney back end. But it’s much more Clorox than Pine-Sol.

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Flavor: Those ammonia-like qualities and piney characteristics combine for a funky sourness, with the chemical flavor slightly winning out and subtle notes of menthol joining the party.

Effects: Cheetah Piss starts off smooth and only somewhat relaxing, increasing my curiosity and excitement to converse for about thirty minutes before lulling me into a slower state of giggles and indecisiveness. The high is predictable after the first time, and best saved for the evening.

This crazy hybrid registers around 25 percent THC, according to Cookies. This strain is brand new so there isn’t any other information on the aromatics, flavors, or effects right now.

This strain’s name may be incredibly off-putting to some, but believe it or not, there’s already a popular cannabis plant with a similar name. Cat Piss is a fairly common sativa strain that you can on the West Coast. This strange Super Silver Haze phenotype has stinky aromas with ammonia-like qualities that some people liken to a smell that drifts out of a litter box. Maybe Cheetah Piss and Cat Piss smell similar to one another? (I can’t believe I just wrote that sentence.) Regardless of the oddity, this strain has somewhat of a cult following. Cookies’ Cheetah Piss strain is likely to attract some of this crowd from the name alone.